Merwin: Joey, I'm Gonna Pretend For A Second That You're My Wife And That We Have Children,

Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,

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Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jason: Ask me to kill for you.

Salim: ...First of all, calm down-

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Jason: You're wearing makeup.

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Salim: Okay, truth or dare?

Jason: Truth

Salim: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jason: ...Dare

Salim: Go to bed

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Nick: Do you support gay rights?

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Clarisse: He's dodging the question.

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