Jason: I Just Offered Salim The World, So I Don’t Know Where Y’all Are Gonna Live, But It Can’t

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Jason: GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Nick: I know who Shaboozey is.

Jason: GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Salim: Who is Shaboozey?? Okay I'll Google him. OH!!

Jason: I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN I DECIDED TO GOOGLE SHABOOZEY ONCE.

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.

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Hi I’m not out to like 90% of the people I know and I keep having to not only get deadnamed but deadname myself ahaha so can someone please just real quick call me Toby and by they/them pronouns? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Salim: I raised a man with a softer heart than the world deserves.

Salim, raising his stake: fortunately for him, my mother cannot say the same

So I played among us until four am last night, and instead of... you know... playing the game? I went on several rants about the meaning of happiness and how it ties to the human psyche.

Eric: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Rachel: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Jason: *extremely drunk, starts colouring Salim with a highlighter*

Salim: Erm... What are you doing?

Jason: Highlighting you.

Salim: Yes, I see that... Why?

Jason: Cuz you're important.

Zain: i made you a friendship bracelet.

Jason: you know, i'm not really a jewellery person.

Zain: well you don't have to wear it if you don't want t-

Jason: no, i'm gonna wear it forever, back off!

Jason: alright, listen up you little shits

Jason: not you, Salim, you’re an angel and i’m glad you’re here