Jason: You Can’t Make Everyone Like You. You’re Not Salim.

Jason: Salim is the kind of person that makes everyone think about them all the time, even when you’re asleep, right?

Rachel: I don’t think of Salim all the time

Eric: I don’t dream about Lieutenant Othman

Nick: When you say everyone, do you mean yourself?

Eric: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Rachel: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Jason: But Chernobyl's so silly!

Nick: You can't say that, you're Russian!!!

Salim: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jason and I are dating.

Jason, Nick, Rachel, and Eric: *gasp*

Salim: Jason, why are you surprised?!

Jason: Salim and I don't have pet names for each other

Nick: what do bees make?

Jason: Honey?

Nick: huh, really thought that would work

Jason: ha! You idiot

Salim, from another room: yeah?

Jason, who has only seen Mary Poppins once and can't quite remember the plot: ??? So which is it????

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!

Clarisse: What's up guys? I'm back.

Jason: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Clarisse: Death is a social construct.

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

Salim: Okay, truth or dare?

Jason: Truth

Salim: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jason: ...Dare

Salim: Go to bed

Jason: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game

i do too jkfghljhgl

Guess what's happening?

First episode of the Jalim playthrough will go up right now, since it is 1 am here, I am going to go to bed, but I'll do the rest tomorrow when I am awake and have eaten something.