Cuddy And Wilson: House You Aren’t Autistic You’re Just An Asshole

PPTH slack server

house in 2024

(saw someone else doing this and i wanted to)

wilson absolutely watches is it cake and then he mutters is it cake while he’s doing surgery

house takes one of those gay quizzes and gets offended when its like you’re not that gay or something because he lied

cameron has a tumblr account and she just quotes what house and the others say and people think she’s just shitposting

chase and cameron bingewatch shows like stranger things and umbrella academy

house also has a tumblr account and he reblogs camerons stuff and he also commissions artists to draw wilson

chase has a tiktok account and it’s just thirst traps 👍

thirteen and house go to gay bars together and get drunk and hit on

cameron kisses girls when shes drunk and probably sober too 👍

foreman watches grays anatomy

wilson and house live together and got married totally for tax reasons

pt 2

this tiktok was too house md to not draw

i am in fact on that old men yaoi shit. they are like beetles to me

intricate male gestures

house md 2024

house says to his fellows "hold on," takes huge hit from his vape

exits office

walks down the hall

throws open wilsons office door (wilson is with a patient)

blows cloud in wilsons face (pink lemonade)

returns to ddx

has this been done already

i just spent so long on this because i rewatched the ep where wilson rolls a joint.

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.