The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
Currently in a country where house is on Netflix so I'm really in the mood
Shared hobbies………
rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes
House MD sketch scraps
miis in celebration of tomodachi life 2 announcement heh heh heh heh heh heh
i saw this on my dash today
but i was like… yeah that’s actually just canon in house md
god i’m such a lesbian
Lisa Eldstien the woman that you are
spaub (spoon taub)
hold on sorry wait they literally. they fucking impaled ambers thigh. on the same leg. they gave wilson a girlfriend who is narritively described as house but a woman and then they impaled her fucking thigh. the same thigh. and then they fucking killed her. oh my god
Every other episode House is literally just out there loudly proclaiming the most unsubtle limp-wristed shit like "I carnally desire James Wilson from oncology and I wish he'd just take me out for a goddamn candle-lit dinner at a French bistro" and everyone just goes "Greg please be fucking serious" before shoving shit in his face like diagnostic charts and court papers and it's just. It's so fucking funny how he's just been dead-serious from the start he's got the most potent case of boy-who-cried-homo and it's taking me the fuck out