hilsonpolycule

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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

Strangling him with our red string of fate

house md fanart from last year

portraits.. :)

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

“can’t two men just be friends?” no actually. if they’re close it means they fuck nasty. Hope this helps

so ive been watching a lot of dr house recently

rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

House MD sketch scraps

couldn't sleep, now i can🛌

house is gay in a “i woke up one day and i realized i like men” way while wilson is gay in a catholic guilt repressed tormented fighting demons denial suffering mentally ill kind of way

No one asked for it but I drew House as Kuri-manju and Chase as Shisa 😭

miis in celebration of tomodachi life 2 announcement heh heh heh heh heh heh

road triiip

ive been saying !!

house md where hilson happened would open up so many more avenues for them to fuck with each other.

wilson is mad at house so he's withholding sex from house and he's acting normal about it but we see him in his office furiously jerking off because he's also suffering from no sex but it is more important to make house suffer than it is to give in

house intentionally starts acting suspicious on purpose to make wilson think he's cheating on him but it turns out house isn't cheating he's just being dodgy because wilson was being a little weird (he was working on a surprise for house) so house just wanted to throw it back at him. he knew what wilson was doing the whole time but he just didn't like the behavior.

planning their wedding and wilson insists that hes had so many weddings that he doesnt care what they do so he tells house he can do whatever he wants. house thinks wilson is just being a doormat so he plans more and more ludicrous things for their wedding until wilson puts his foot down at "complimentary strippers at the reception instead of speeches"

they get in trouble with cuddy for fucking in the hospital on the job so house becomes determined to fuck in the hospital as much as possible, trying to lure wilson into sex all the time. we find out at the end that cuddy scolded them on purpose because wilson complained that he and house weren't having sex enough so she was trying to help wilson get laid because she knew house would have more sex just to spite her.

house gets a homophobic patient so he pages his husband dr wilson for consult as much as possible and mentions its his husband. the patient is really mad about it but they know that house is their only hope for survival so they keep quiet. he keeps pushing it further until he's dry humping wilson on the patient's bed.

the team has a betting pool on which of them tops so each of them tries in their own way to try and verify the information. chase finds condoms in house's wallet and asserts that means house is the top, but foreman says that doesn't indicate whos topping. thirteen wins by offering to do a threesome with the two of them but demanding they let her watch first. She leaves immediately after she confirms without even taking her shirt off

hey @weird-an

hot takes on wilson house d/s dynamics

god i’m such a lesbian

Lisa Eldstien the woman that you are

Hey House, this is god

They both def thought House somehow got deported

ouuuuuhhhh i love them so much they NEED to beat the fuck out of each other

comms open - info pinned

saw the template on twt and thought abt them

they dont make queer bait like they used to anymore

hopefully selling these as a print/sticker at kaigacon melbourne in feb!! 🩺

"james wilson, boywonder oncologist. you know him?"