(saw someone else doing this and i wanted to)
wilson absolutely watches is it cake and then he mutters is it cake while he’s doing surgery
house takes one of those gay quizzes and gets offended when its like you’re not that gay or something because he lied
cameron has a tumblr account and she just quotes what house and the others say and people think she’s just shitposting
chase and cameron bingewatch shows like stranger things and umbrella academy
house also has a tumblr account and he reblogs camerons stuff and he also commissions artists to draw wilson
chase has a tiktok account and it’s just thirst traps 👍
thirteen and house go to gay bars together and get drunk and hit on
cameron kisses girls when shes drunk and probably sober too 👍
foreman watches grays anatomy
wilson and house live together and got married totally for tax reasons
pt 2
Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️
had to put how the house md fandom views chase into words
house md where hilson happened would open up so many more avenues for them to fuck with each other.
wilson is mad at house so he's withholding sex from house and he's acting normal about it but we see him in his office furiously jerking off because he's also suffering from no sex but it is more important to make house suffer than it is to give in
house intentionally starts acting suspicious on purpose to make wilson think he's cheating on him but it turns out house isn't cheating he's just being dodgy because wilson was being a little weird (he was working on a surprise for house) so house just wanted to throw it back at him. he knew what wilson was doing the whole time but he just didn't like the behavior.
planning their wedding and wilson insists that hes had so many weddings that he doesnt care what they do so he tells house he can do whatever he wants. house thinks wilson is just being a doormat so he plans more and more ludicrous things for their wedding until wilson puts his foot down at "complimentary strippers at the reception instead of speeches"
they get in trouble with cuddy for fucking in the hospital on the job so house becomes determined to fuck in the hospital as much as possible, trying to lure wilson into sex all the time. we find out at the end that cuddy scolded them on purpose because wilson complained that he and house weren't having sex enough so she was trying to help wilson get laid because she knew house would have more sex just to spite her.
house gets a homophobic patient so he pages his husband dr wilson for consult as much as possible and mentions its his husband. the patient is really mad about it but they know that house is their only hope for survival so they keep quiet. he keeps pushing it further until he's dry humping wilson on the patient's bed.
the team has a betting pool on which of them tops so each of them tries in their own way to try and verify the information. chase finds condoms in house's wallet and asserts that means house is the top, but foreman says that doesn't indicate whos topping. thirteen wins by offering to do a threesome with the two of them but demanding they let her watch first. She leaves immediately after she confirms without even taking her shirt off
they dont make queer bait like they used to anymore
hopefully selling these as a print/sticker at kaigacon melbourne in feb!! 🩺
gregory house big naturals
saw the template on twt and thought abt them
Can't believe hilson cooking class was real
house when he's busy bringing "committing to the bit" to unprecedented new levels
had to figure out how to draw them on my regular tablet
"james wilson, boywonder oncologist. you know him?"