So The Married Ones Feel Bad For The Whoring Bachelors? Priests Really Are Fucked Up.

What's with all the fake graduations? Congratulations, you've "graduated" from middle school! What an achievement!

Rocco is a real name.

I love this. Something different.

You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has been active 14 years.

China plots 'take over' of Latin America with new 'action plan'

China and an alliance of Latin American and Caribbean countries have signed a new 'action plan' that guarantees Beijing more influence and economic power in the region by 2024.

Alternate headline: China replaces US and IMF in Latin America, with Better Results? 

This would make a great tweet.

If you have children under the age of 4 and you do not allow your co-parent to watch them alone, it's not a competency issue, it's a trust issue.

In order to be a good parental role model, I no longer smoke weed. Edible, topicals, patches, and sublinguals are the way to go.

1971: The start of the never-ending futile War on Drugs

2001: The start of the never-ending futile War on Terror

2020: The start of the never-ending futile War on Breathing

Everyone appears obsessed about one thing. What happened to being well rounded?