What's With All The Fake Graduations? Congratulations, You've "graduated" From Middle School! What An

What's with all the fake graduations? Congratulations, you've "graduated" from middle school! What an achievement!

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3 years ago

If Philadelphia Cream Cheese is out of stock, rest assured, Laughing Cow is still plentiful.

3 years ago

If you think Reddit is anything other than a heavily censored corporate attorney run capitalist information clearinghouse, then check out the r/antiwork forum today... You can't? Right, it's shut down.


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3 years ago
Harmony Montgomery: Who Are the Missing Child’s Parents?
Harmony Montgomery is a missing 7-year-old girl from Manchester, New Hampshire, who has not been seen since 2019. Her parents are Adam Montgomery and Crys Renee Sorey.

Let’s play true crime Jeopardy:

White child, a custody dispute, an illiterate mother, father with a neck tattoo who cut off contact with his family in 2019. 

I’ll take “Meth-head parents” for $300.


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3 years ago

It all makes sense now. A hot real estate market drove mammoths to extinction.

In 1965, Excavations In Mezhyrich, Ukraine, Revealed The Presence Of 4 Huts, Made Up Of A Total Of 149

In 1965, excavations in Mezhyrich, Ukraine, revealed the presence of 4 huts, made up of a total of 149 mammoth bones. These dwellings, which are about 15,000 years old, are some of the oldest shelters known to have been constructed by pre-historic man.


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3 years ago

Welp! Better watch me some of this shit!

Video essays that make me go "oh, so you're like smart smart"

Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective

Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos

The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities

Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona

we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name

MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch

In Search Of A Flat Earth

Envy

The Commodification of Black Athletes

The Lies Of The Lighthouse

The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity

Max Payne, Kane & Lynch, and the Meaning of Ugly Games

Time Loop Nihilism

How Bisexuality Changed Video Games

The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)

Weighing the Value of Director's Cuts | Scanline

The True Horror Of Midsommar

a few more -

Disney's Fast Pass: A Complicated History

It Has Come To My Attention You Don't All Love BIRDS OF PREY

Adaptation.

Here's the Full YouTube Playlist! ill be adding more but that's all so far pls like and reblog xoxo 💕

3 years ago

r/antiwork has me feeling some type of way.

3 years ago

Is yelling "TERF!" in a crowded Tumblr thread still considered free speech?


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3 years ago

I tried TikTok for a few months. All it resulted in was hours of wasted doom scrolling and commenting "Well... aren't you a fucking idiot" about a thousand times.

3 years ago

The people that see JRR Tolkien's orcs as racist are projecting their own sentiments. I think Stewart takes this in a similar direction.

gonnagithigh - Traveling salesman
gonnagithigh - Traveling salesman
3 years ago

Agreed but as I'm currently in Hawaii the effect is in reverse overdrive as I'm worshipping the fucking ghost rocks here.

h so there’s an inside joke around the western states (esp between the West Coast Trio) the further east you go the more likely you get possessed since the Eastern states kind of radiate… some off vibe. Note necessarily bad vibes, but there’s some sort of Eerie Haunted Flair they get when travelling east. Like there’s Stressed And Angry revolutionary soldiers all spitefully lounging around the area to rub it into people’s faces. They’re not really wrong in this assumption, either, because there’s some sort of collective fascination for the supernatural among some of the Eastern states, mostly near the coast. Not everyone obviously - I don’t think New York would pay too much mind to that. Then there’s some other states who are incredibly into that stuff (see; Connecticut. I’ll get into that some other day) and then there’s Pennsylvania who straight-up sees ghosts, or to others he claims to be able to do so.

It baffles so many of the West states because they’re not super Ghost savvy so if someone like Oregon went over there one day he’d be absolute fucking baffled to see someone like Delaware casually mentioning that he’s spoken with an apparition of a dead girl before and he’d speak of her like she was some sort of highschool friend he caught up with.

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