I Don't Want To "go On Dating Apps" Or "play The Feild" I Want To Do What My Hero Dan Howell Did And

what a time to be alive

The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in

so I just watched "it's a wonderful life" (1946) for the first time and my god there is a reason this movie is a classic. genuinely crying in the club right now. I want to force everyone I know to watch this movie. I will never shut up about this for as long as I live.

my new years resolution is to create a "Doctor" list where if you're on it you can only refer to me at Doctor once I get my Psy.D. Currently the only person on this list is my mom's boyfriend because, according to him, "non-medical" doctorates dont count, and he won't call anyone without a medical degree "Doctor". He'll be in for a rude awakening soon

how'd these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

oh boy it sure is a mighty fine day to be sellin’ a whole truck-load of gas-o-line

gonna start saying this on the reg

youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy

I was watching the new smosh games vid and they did the reoccurring bit of "cut that" and I had a genuine thought of "lmao poor angela (bcs it's always angela) theyre probably not gonna" before a few seconds later realizing and going "wait..."

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

first time I've ever seen someone reference ganieda/ganiede and am genuinely shaking in my boots about it

Forever wishing there would have been a seasonal gimmick where someone from Merlin’s past comes to Camelot and spills some tea.

Like, just some rando comes by and drops the wildest lore that not even the audience knows to the knights super casually and leaves.

I.e.

Will (if he had lived): I’m glad Merlin found a place here. I thought for sure he’d end up banished again (: Arthur: He got banished from Ealdor? Will: What? No. Camelot wasn't Hunith’s first choice. Merlin just kept pissing people off in other kingdoms so she had to send him to Gaius because nobody else had a chance of controlling him. Arthur: Are you-? Actually, no. This tracks.

Or

Random Girl: Hi, I'm looking for my brother? He lives in the palace, I think. Elyan: And who might your brother be? Random Girl: Oh, sorry. I'm Ganieda! Merlin's sister. Gwaine: No fucking way

I'm just saying, there is no way Merlin stayed out of trouble his entire childhood. Consider:

Some Guy: Is Merlin here? Leon: You're not related to him, are you? Some Guy: No, I cannot say I am. Years ago we had a brief tryst while on an adventure together before parting ways. I heard he was in Camelot so I thought- Arthur: He's not here. Some Guy: Oh, but- Arthur: He actually died yesterday and, completely unrelated, I'm going to have to banish you. Goodbye. Don't return.