Youve Heard Of The 'shopping Cart Theory' Now Get Ready For The 'laundry Mat Dryer Theory' Because There

if you had told me about 6 months ago that I would be currently obsessed with an improv comedy group consisting of four white British men to the point where I am learning more about improv comedy to better understand just how good they are I would've probably said "yeah that makes sense"

me I fear

Being a grown man phannie is so funny like it’s one thing to get home from high school and binge dan and phil videos but I am a literal therapist mass reblogging dnp posts in my office between clients. Terrible influence indeed

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

Ngl this feels like they put our drawing on the fridge

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

my beautiful sons are coming home

I LOVE LIFE

so I just watched "it's a wonderful life" (1946) for the first time and my god there is a reason this movie is a classic. genuinely crying in the club right now. I want to force everyone I know to watch this movie. I will never shut up about this for as long as I live.

My oil painting of an Uncrustable