Me I Fear

On Friendship.

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

I was watching the new smosh games vid and they did the reoccurring bit of "cut that" and I had a genuine thought of "lmao poor angela (bcs it's always angela) theyre probably not gonna" before a few seconds later realizing and going "wait..."

I think it's the implication of a healthy adult relationship that appeals to many

i never understood bagginshield when i was a teen, why would you pair the hot broody guy with the hobbit?? but then i entered my 20s and rewatched the movies and oh my god. i saw the vision. i get it now.

in my mind he's in witness protection

You know when a fandom just straight up ignores a character’s death so in every fic that character is alive?

I was literally reading The Return of King and thought “is still Thorin the king of Erebor?” and found it weird that it was not mentioned in the books- it took me several minutes to actually remember the ending of The Hobbit because I was too busy trying to remember if Fili’s coronation was mentioned anywhere… am I going insane

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

if mania has no lovers I'm dead

mania haters are so bizarre to me like. you were too good to be true, gold plated. i am a collapsing star with tunnel vision but only for you. realised i can’t not be with you or be just your friend i love you to death but i just can’t pretend we were lovers first confidants but never friends, were we ever friends? i became such a strange shape from trying to fit in. the things you do in the name of what you love. i got dreams of my own but i want to make yours come true. i’m just young enough to still believe but young enough not to know what to believe in. you say please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way i am. there are no atheists in foxholes. we’ve gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far. i got a feeling inside that i can’t domesticate, it doesn’t want to live in a cage, a feeling that i can’t housebreak. i’m yours until the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away i’m struggling to exist with you and without you. THESE ARE THE LAST BLUES WE’RE EVER GONNA HAVE LET’S SEE HOW DEEP WE GET! ARE YOU HEARING THEM!!!!!!