I Was Watching The New Smosh Games Vid And They Did The Reoccurring Bit Of "cut That" And I Had A Genuine

sometimes on the path to what we think we need we find what was really missing all along

yadda yadda objects in motion yadda yadda yadda

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

please I just want my childhood heroes back pleeeeeeeeeeeese

“they don’t do muppet movies anymore bc they’re not popular enough to be profitable—“ america loves the muppets!!!!! they’re our lil darlings!!!!!!!! stop pretending no one knows them anymore and start actually letting them be our felted celebrities again!! put miss piggy back on cooking shows / a special w martha stewart. have a talk show host interview kermit like joan rivers did. adapt a popular literary classic w the muppets and one (1) main human. let them make cameos. start acting like they’re REAL again bc in our hearts they ARE

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

when I saw this I made a sound similar to sam when the others started singing 'it's raining men' at him

context: @you-know-cchio was one of the first sfth blogs I followed so this feels very surreal rn lol

omg dads came back with the philk

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 5

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy

how famous do i have to get to be able to do a photoshoot recreating all of these photos

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3