Omg Dads Came Back With The Philk

I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

in light of recent events I wanted to come clean and come out with my truth. I am in fact a Santa truther and will not be taking arguments at this time.

welcome to part 2 of making my friend make me rainbow loom merch for the random British men I'm obsessed with

once again thank you @fuckyeah-dragrace for making me another niche bracelet, and taking my crazy specific requests for it

big day for shoot from the hip fans

what can i say, i was charmed by the lovely drawings and giant tardigrades

the WondLa trilogy by Tony DiTerlizzi is absolutely my autism hyperfixation and if everyone does not read it right now i’m going to freak out

my new years resolution is to create a "Doctor" list where if you're on it you can only refer to me at Doctor once I get my Psy.D. Currently the only person on this list is my mom's boyfriend because, according to him, "non-medical" doctorates dont count, and he won't call anyone without a medical degree "Doctor". He'll be in for a rude awakening soon

as a non-british sfth watcher, my understanding is they're basically plays written by students/first time writers that are trying to be deep/edgy but usually miss the mark and are instead unintentionally very funny

Sometimes I wonder how many non-British SFTH watchers have a just-off-the-mark perception of what GCSEs actually are thanks to the GCSE drama genre

guys help every time someone mentions merlin everyone else is thinking of an old man with a beard while I'm thinking of a twink

BBC Merlin has ruined the Arthurian legends for me. Every time I hear King Arthur and Merlin I will automatically picture Bradley James and Colin Morgan.

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.