My New Years Resolution Is To Create A "Doctor" List Where If You're On It You Can Only Refer To Me At

oh my fuckin god Adam's drones shot op

okay, wait, no. I just realized, langa and reki didn't really need to piggyback each other to the store. like, miya and koyomi didn't accompany them to make sure they served their punishment for losing. they could've just. walked normally and say they did it. BUT NO. they fucking do carry each other to the store. why? well, because they're ga-

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

genuinely loosing my mind I can't believe they announced it like THIS

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

omg dads came back with the philk

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 5

if mania has no lovers I'm dead

mania haters are so bizarre to me like. you were too good to be true, gold plated. i am a collapsing star with tunnel vision but only for you. realised i can’t not be with you or be just your friend i love you to death but i just can’t pretend we were lovers first confidants but never friends, were we ever friends? i became such a strange shape from trying to fit in. the things you do in the name of what you love. i got dreams of my own but i want to make yours come true. i’m just young enough to still believe but young enough not to know what to believe in. you say please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way i am. there are no atheists in foxholes. we’ve gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far. i got a feeling inside that i can’t domesticate, it doesn’t want to live in a cage, a feeling that i can’t housebreak. i’m yours until the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away i’m struggling to exist with you and without you. THESE ARE THE LAST BLUES WE’RE EVER GONNA HAVE LET’S SEE HOW DEEP WE GET! ARE YOU HEARING THEM!!!!!!

my beautiful sons are coming home

I LOVE LIFE

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

when I saw this I made a sound similar to sam when the others started singing 'it's raining men' at him

context: @you-know-cchio was one of the first sfth blogs I followed so this feels very surreal rn lol