I Don’t Follow This Person????

IM SORRY YOURE HOW OLD????

“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me

“I don—“ teacher

“Two gallons” classmate

“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate

“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me

“Yes???” Teacher

“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me

“NO” teacher

Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments

Therefor they’ve never had sex

All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)

Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme

Calling people “My darling” or “Baby” is overrated, call me your pizza roll.

Ok I need help naming my snail after destiny people, we have

Snur

Snuldren Snov

The Snifter

Snsiris

Snara Snov

Snailus Snorn

Snominus Snaul

Snevrim Snay

Snamanda Snalliday

Snavuthun

Snaxx

Snavala

Snayde-6

And my friends contribution, Lord Snailadin

Paints for one(1) hour with little to no stress on body:

Body: h ey, what if you broke that ligament again??

Me: plz no

Body: :))

“My furbies possessed! I need the screwdriver!”

-@woilds-ya-ehrster after converting her furbie to satanism

So I’m downloading Apex Legends and I want to know how seriously I should take the game. Like I suck at pvp but it looks fun. On a scale of 1-10 preferably

gimme a destiny themed deez nuts joke so I can get my bf please it’s urgent