Gimme A Destiny Themed Deez Nuts Joke So I Can Get My Bf Please It’s Urgent

“My furbies possessed! I need the screwdriver!”

-@woilds-ya-ehrster after converting her furbie to satanism

wait is this camping?

like when I hook someone I stay near them, but like, I treat it like they have kindred. I stay out of range like I go to gens near it but I stay close enough where I can still down the person or the previously hooked person.

like is that considered camping? I can understand it’s be annoying in the survivors POV but like-

Pros of being a hornet

-people won’t like me

-they will fear me

-buzz buzz

-needle butt

Pros of being a bumblebee

-buzz buzz

-fren shape!!

-people like me

-chonky

THE KERUKU??? IS RARE????

I’ve been in Arizona for 6 days now and this is the only picture I’ve taken. I don’t even know what it is!

Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?

Everyone else: I would invest in etc

Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.

Teacher: are these real worms

Me: no these aren’t real worms

Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?

Me: emotional support

Photo Dump?

Photo Dump.

online friend who I’m playing Minecraft with:*on the phone with his gf* WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYSSSS

the three others: YEAHHH LETS GOOOO

me sitting there: ok guess I’m one of the boys

I was playing Apex Legends today and you know in games where your other teammate judges you as the superior player and follows you? Yeah that happened and I just??? This baby Bangalore just following me (:

She did pretty good so when she died and after I respawned her I gave her my gun that I didn’t use and some light ammo(both my guns required light ammo and the area we needed to go to had people in it. I didn’t want to risk her not finding a gun and us getting attacked like that). We didn’t win but we got 2nd

Ok alternatively she has nice tits but like-

So like?? Loba mains what are the pros of playing her

The only reason I want Loba is cause I suck at being a dps and for some reason I’m absolutely shit at Lifeline???? Like ok game, if I can’t keep them alive I’m gonna at least make sure they have good items