“So How Much Sour Milk Would I Have To Drink For This Question?” Me

gimme a destiny themed deez nuts joke so I can get my bf please it’s urgent

I was playing Titan Fall 2 last night and I was running around(whatever the 6v6 game mode is called) and I ran into a titan that was just dropping in. So I stop there to rodeo onto the titan once it was fully deployed. Apparently some other titan on my team had the same idea. Anyways it was hilarious how we looked at each other then preceded to stare at the enemy titan

OH

YOUR STOMACH HURTS?

I WONDER WHY

I REALLY DO

TO BR FAIR @plantful-sins TOLD ME TO @bigtitykitty

I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6

I locked my siblings outside and when I walked back into the kitchen and said “I locked them outside!” The door immediately rung

And then the party continued like normal after the ambulance came

Also I’m pretty sure people were saying they put a sheet on the kid

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

“Listen, this is my life. So if I wanna die early, then imma die early”

—Me to my sister that was complaining since I ate a whole bag a gummy bears myself

I just watched a Steve loop a Demogorgan while I did a gen not even 10ft away by myself