Fishyfiasco

Get flashbanged loser😎

Pretending to be a discord kitten with the besties🥺😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺😩🥺😩😭🥺😙😙😙😌😌😌🥺🥺🥺

@galax

rip to the haunted house workers cause I’m a awkward nightmare with no filter:

1. Throughout the whole 45 minute thing my friend help my arm in fear. Of course the scare actors noticed this and scared her first and THEN turned to me. Except each time I turned around to see what got her and I’d just give the actors(who were all like 5inches from my face) a full 2-3 seconds of eye contact before walking away calmly

2. There were break rooms where we’d be put into lines so the haunted house didn’t get over crowded in certain parts. In the first one one of them was in character(compared to the others in the stops after) and my friend and I were talking about my gay snails. So the guy comes up in between us and asks “anything you wanna share with the class?” And I just enthusiastically start telling him about my snails as he stands like this🧍‍♀️ before walking away

3. In the chainsaw room I would’ve not run(I did run because my friend pulled my sleeve and I got the memo she wasn’t letting go) because I figured the chainsaw guy(with what I think was a real chainsaw) couldn’t actually touch us. So I was just like “why are we running???” And my friend was like “HOLY SHIT RUN BITCH HES CHASING US”

all I’m saying is that I would’ve TOTALLY kept the baby demogorgan

like “don’t mind my dog Harold, he’s pretty shy and sometimes gets aggressive. he’s just a mixed breed :)”

And you walk in and see this 7ft tall eldritch abomination that screams at you and tries to kill you

I CANT BREATHEE

have you ever wanted to eat a raw potato slice

Wheel of fortune but all the players are dyslexic

“The best part of having a tall friend is hiding behind them when the sun’s in your eyes.”

—my short friend

I picked up an avocado and started crying

“How’s it feel to live through another Roaring 20’s?”

—MY SISTER TO OUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER