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What did you do sir

Oh no

So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”

Link down below to article.

But the article was just

“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”

Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?

Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.

IT HAPPENED A G A I N??????

Bots keep messaging me and it is pretty weird

I forgot what Osiris’ ghosts name is and my brain said Shakira so that’s her name now ig

so like, would anyone like to see my fashionframes👁️👁️? Cause I don’t know if A. Anyone wants to see them and B. I don’t wanna clog up the feed

ok which is better people-

the legion being a dilf

OR

the monarch being a milf

me tearing up seeing I got imposter: oh noooo no no nooooooo

my friends(randoms) when it was just them and me: Kill me!!! we want you to win!!!

me: no I love you!!!! I can’t kill you ):

them voting the other out and letting me win: (:

the lobby full of all the people that were there: “awwww” “that was better than some movies” “better love story than twilight”

a story where the villain turns good and the hero turns bad except instead of some really heartfelt speeches the conversation goes like this:

villain: I don’t feel like destroying the city anymore ):

hero: well I fucking do

villain: wait wha-

You know what? I can easily win a match against the toughest of killers. You legion mains? Fucking tryhards, assholes the lot of you. And I despise you with every fiber of my depressed being.

And if there are nice legion mains out there who don’t try and compensate for their tiny dicks. Hi (: it’s a pleasure to play the same game as you and I hope you win

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

Y’all I think I’ve had enough Tik Tok for tonight

update:I made it so y’all can see it too😔

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/