I Forgot What Osiris’ Ghosts Name Is And My Brain Said Shakira So That’s Her Name Now Ig

Ok alternatively she has nice tits but like-

So like?? Loba mains what are the pros of playing her

The only reason I want Loba is cause I suck at being a dps and for some reason I’m absolutely shit at Lifeline???? Like ok game, if I can’t keep them alive I’m gonna at least make sure they have good items

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

And then the party continued like normal after the ambulance came

Also I’m pretty sure people were saying they put a sheet on the kid

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

Destiny NPCs reaction to a Guardian falling over

Zavala:

[cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He’d ask if you’re alright, chuckling nervously as you get up, and help you steady/brush yourself off.

Saint-14:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He would loop his hands under your arms and yoink you back up, maybe comparing your clumsiness to that of a pigeon’s.

Ikora Rey:

[cause of falling: tripping on robes]

She’d probably quirk a brow, ask you if you’re okay after standing upright, and help pick up anything you might’ve dropped.

Osiris:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He’d stifle his laughter as Sagira would scan over your body, and proceed to scold the man. You lay face-down the entire time.

Cayde-6:

[cause of falling: tripping on cloak]

He’d instantly freak out like “oh shit they fell”— and rush to help you stand up, and he’d be like “what did I fuckin tell you”, as he helps you pick out a cloak that doesn’t trip you, or get caught onto other things.

Andal Brask:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He would pretend to trip as well, and lay down with you.

Shiro-4:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

There are two moods about this with him. One(1): he’ll be like— “okay bitch. Nap time, then” Two(2): just deadass “get up, we have places to be.” He’ll help you up nonetheless.

Lord Shaxx:

[Cause of falling: tripping on rug]

He’d legitimately pick you up and put you on your feet, and then clap a hand onto your shoulder while laughing, which causes you to fall again.

Lord Saladin:

[Cause of falling: tripping on steps]

He’d laugh a little, and offer you a hand to stand up. (Occasionally he’ll give you something for your troubles if you drop something(s), or if anything of yours breaks bc he’s a soft grandpa)

Eris Morn:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She’d stare you down, then shake her head.

Sauraya Hawthorne:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She’d nearly lose her shit and pray that you don’t fall off the edge of her post. If it’s bad enough, she might let you pet Louis.

Devrim Kay:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

His heart would probably skip a beat, he’d apologize for the mess you tripped over, and offer you some tea. (He’d clear out the spot you fell on to prevent future accidents)

The Drifter:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He would take a picture, and say something like, “maybe if you banked your fucking motes, I’d be obliged to help you.”

Asher Mir:

[Cause of falling: tripping on rocks]

He’d look at you disappointedly, roll his eyes, and then say something along the lines of “pathetic”.

Amanda Holliday:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She’d exaggerate her reaction (“Woah there, Guardian!”), and pull you back up.

Sloane:

[Cause of falling: the rig is fucking slippery, okay]

She’d yank you back up before you even hit the floor.

Eva Levante:

[Cause of falling: probably tripping over a fallen streamer or smthn]

She’d immediately crouch down you your level, and place a hand on your shoulder blade, asking if you’re alright.

Emperor Calus:

[Cause of falling: probably from something in his throne room]

He’d look at you in awe, and be taking several photos from every angle, commenting something like “flawless” every three seconds.

Tess Everis:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She’d lean over her stand, and ask you if you’re okay. Once you’re back up, she might give you a small discount on exotic emotes out of sympathy.

Tyra Karn:

[Cause of falling: tripping on steps]

She’d be a little hesitant you touch you, but would gladly ask of your state.

Master Rahool:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He’d just stare at you in silence like the psychopath he is.

Executor Hideo:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

There would be an air of an awkward atmosphere before asking if you’re okay.

Arach Jalaal:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He would look at you startled, and watch you get up.

The Speaker:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He’d pick you back up and brush you off bc he’s a good man and we know it.

Petra Venj:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She might smile, but put you back on your feet.

Anastasia Bray:

[Cause of falling: the Cursed Thralls. Anything and everything will always be their fault]

She’d laugh while shaking her head, and give you a pat on the shoulder.

Lakshmi-2:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

She wouldn’t know how to react. Her eyes would widen and she’d make buffering sounds. This definitely hasn’t happened before.

Mara Sov:

[Cause of falling: probably some metal junk that lies around]

She’d roll her eyes, unimpressed. How could someone who slaughtered a Vex Gate, and the heart of the Black Garden be so ridiculously defeated by a bit of shrapnel?

Uldren Sov:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

**Pre-Rez** He’d let out a single laugh (“Ha!”), and then shoot you. **Post-Rez** The sight of you hitting the ground with such force and speed makes him jump out of his skin. He probably thought you suddenly died, but once you stood back up, he just laughs it off with you while trying to ease his heart rate.

Colonel:

[Cause of falling: trying to avoid stepping on her]

She’d trot up to you, and settle herself on your back. She’s a very warm hen, so some Guardians fall on purpose around her during cold seasons. (She will intentionally try to trip people just so she has somewhere comfortable to sit)

Louis:

[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]

He’d look at you, maybe peck you once or twice around the armor before plopping down next to your head, and snuggling into your face. (HE’S SO FUCKING S O F T)

Sweeper bot:

[Cause of falling: tripping over his broom]

He’d fucking sweep you. —————————————————

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That was longer than I had intended. My bad 😛

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IM SORRY YOURE HOW OLD????

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“Listen, this is my life. So if I wanna die early, then imma die early”

—Me to my sister that was complaining since I ate a whole bag a gummy bears myself

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Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

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What I say: the aquarium because it’s indoors and I don’t like hot weather

My brain: I wanna go to the aquarium because it has fish FISH FISH FISH FISH I like fish (:

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

I don’t understand how people can have the same name for all of their usernames??? I have tiktok, discord, twitch, and Xbox and all my accounts have totally different names that have nothing to do with the other.

Which I admit this can cause confusion.

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