IT HAPPENED A G A I N??????

my one friend is 99.9% convinced I’m a lesbian and I have no plan on correcting her

in her defense I’ve never expressed any romantic or crushes on anyone, real and fictional

anime boys look like babies that are just taller, there is no appeal and all the boys I’ve met are literally just copy and paste

“Peanut-butter filled preztal nuggets.

-gencko

I have a continuation to this

Me: you didnt answer the question, are you a libra

Him: you know what? I’m not telling you. You have to guess, and you get one chance

Me: you’re a fucking cancer arent you :/

him: WHAT THE HELL???

Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/

Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that

————-

Me again to the same person: Libra vibes

Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close

me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-

So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.

Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖

WELL I DONT

Do I need to bring the wild krats in here???

SHE ATE FOUNDATION

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

So I appreciate people posting clips of them being gods at crucible but I think everyone needs to see me and how I exist in this realm

Call me out

do it coward

“I’m trying to repair the generator but the clap of my dummy thicc cheeks keeps alerting the Demogorgan”

“oh boy i dropped my med kit, I sure hope Ghostface doesn’t look at my fat ass”

-my sister who doesn’t even play

Oh god

I found it, I found the article

“People should not kill mosquitoes but allow them to take "blood donations", a French animal-rights activist has said.

Aymeric Caron, a television presenter, said the insects sucked human blood to obtain protein for their eggs, which was “embarrassing for anti-specists who realise they are being attacked by a mother trying to nourish her future children”.”

And if you want to waste time here’s the link to the article

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/mosquito-bite-kill-blood-france-animal-rights-eggs-a9036946.html

The Independent

Don’t kill mosquitoes, let them drink your blood, urges French animal-rights activist

But British experts condemn comments as 'unhelpful and a step too far'

Oh no

So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”

Link down below to article.

But the article was just

“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”

Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?

Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.