me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-
So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.
Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖
the invader coming into a small inclosed area that I’m in to kill me with his scout rifle: >:)
me with a submachine gun that has 57 bullets: ಠ_ಠ
I’m gonna start playing as a titan because I wanna eat crayyonnnsss but apparently warlocks eating crayons isn’t goood
Wheel of fortune but all the players are dyslexic
My little sister said I can’t have milk by itself and I have to have cereal with it(cause you know, I got 9 people living in my house and we in quarantine).
ok so apparently my snaildians(snail guardians) were more popular that anticipated so I have created a blog dedicated to them if y’all wanna watch the little snaildians grow
- @destinyssnails
I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth
I also also made a cult for our lord and savior Hatsune Miku
Fingers tapping rhythmically on a surface.
Shifting weight from one foot to the other.
Checking the time frequently.
Eyes darting to the door or window expectantly.
Taking deep, excited breaths.
Biting the lower lip in nervous excitement.
Rubbing hands together eagerly.
Whispering, “I can’t wait” to themselves or others.
Fidgeting with objects, like twisting a ring or playing with a pen.
Heart pounding with eagerness.
Perking up at any noise that might signal the anticipated event.
Smiling slightly, as if imagining the future moment.
Knees bouncing up and down while seated.
Glancing at their phone or watch repeatedly.
Clutching a piece of clothing or accessory tightly.
Standing on tiptoe to get a better view.
Ears straining to catch any sound.
Swallowing nervously, throat dry with excitement.
Humming or softly singing to pass the time.
Practicing a speech or action they are looking forward to.