I Just Listened To Levan Polka For The Past Three Hours And Nothing Else

So I appreciate people posting clips of them being gods at crucible but I think everyone needs to see me and how I exist in this realm

I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth

I’m sad that “smug bastard” isn’t a personality trait in sims 4 cats and dogs

Screw changing the clock

like it was 1:59 five minutes ago and now it’s 1:04 what is this

I absolutely sure that the worst thing I’ve said to someone on sea of thieves is “asshole” cause they kept killing me even when I said I wasn’t going to participate the battle and just wanted to cook

I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not

I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit

I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that

So I started playing Dead by Daylight you know? Fairly new player.

So funny story, all the survivors die and I’m the last one standing. I’ve just given up at this point but decide to try and get one last generator in. (fun fact too: the hag hadn’t hit me all game, and I did 2 generators by myself) So the hag finds me at the generator, and I had heard the heart beat so I get off and start crouching and nodding. Quite literally just begging her to end me. So they get over, stare at me, hit me and start carrying me.

So I’m sitting there wondering why the hag hasn’t put me on the hook yet? they spent like 3 minutes finding the hatch and put me down!!! And I just!! That’s the nicest interaction ive had so far!!!

Giant Azul and his little eels is my new favourite thing. Protective Azul??? Yes??? Imagine he's still protective on land and then remembers everyone fears the tweels. Oh lordy if someone tried to get revenge while they were mers and the twins just hide in Azul's tentacles, and Azul is pissed.

anon.....ANON, I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH- Azul's forgetting that he's a lot smaller and less intimidating on land?? nobody sees him as a threat at first glance (unlike the two skyscrapers at his side)

but in the water you better not mess with his cute little eel pets, else you want to feel the wrath of a giant octopus...

Saint-14's partner Osiris is covid safe because he's nowhere to be found!

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫