So I started playing Dead by Daylight you know? Fairly new player.
So funny story, all the survivors die and I’m the last one standing. I’ve just given up at this point but decide to try and get one last generator in. (fun fact too: the hag hadn’t hit me all game, and I did 2 generators by myself) So the hag finds me at the generator, and I had heard the heart beat so I get off and start crouching and nodding. Quite literally just begging her to end me. So they get over, stare at me, hit me and start carrying me.
So I’m sitting there wondering why the hag hasn’t put me on the hook yet? they spent like 3 minutes finding the hatch and put me down!!! And I just!! That’s the nicest interaction ive had so far!!!
Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments
Therefor they’ve never had sex
All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)
Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme
& message you without being judged.
trick or treat, zombie, and werewolf
sailor mars, yeah probably, and MOTHMAN!!!! :))
Opinion on frogs?
Hippity-hoppity
Our lord and savior is connected to a string
My sister bribed me with $5 cause I saved all my school work for 5th-6th grade and she didn’t want to do her work :/
Oh no
So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”
Link down below to article.
But the article was just
“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”
Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?
Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.
“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me
“I don—“ teacher
“Two gallons” classmate
“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate
“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me
“Yes???” Teacher
“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me
“NO” teacher
Wanna know what I think would be cool and should’ve def been in the game? Customizing your ikran
Similar to how you customize your character; you unlock more patterns and certain colors through completing quests. Though there would still probably be special/unique ikran skills locked behind a paywall on the shop😭