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@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

“Listen, this is my life. So if I wanna die early, then imma die early”

—Me to my sister that was complaining since I ate a whole bag a gummy bears myself

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫

My gay boys

“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me

“I don—“ teacher

“Two gallons” classmate

“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate

“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me

“Yes???” Teacher

“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me

“NO” teacher

She said she gonna call the ghostbusters in me

I love being imposter :)

I would love to mention I killed one person that whole game

For someone with such a high vocabulary and comprehension level I can’t pronounce shit

this was found out by my friend who then made me name all exotics in destiny 2 to see how badly I’d fail

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

Y’all I think I’ve had enough Tik Tok for tonight

update:I made it so y’all can see it too😔

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

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yeehaw