Remember When That One Kid Broke His Leg And I Only Wanted Spaghetti

gimme a destiny themed deez nuts joke so I can get my bf please it’s urgent

Eros, but he has a gun

I want somebody to convince me that jayce is not a bad person🔫

Someone I’ve been playing with on warframe: how long did it take you to get octavia?

me losing my shit: octavia? I uh, bought her :D

at group therapy:

some kid: hey it looks like you know how to style yourself today! Like your fit bruh

me on the verge of tears and laughter but understanding exactly what he said: wh-what??

his taller friend: he means, “you look good”

me struggling to form a coherent sentence: thank you

Rich people showers

Imagine waking up at 6 am to go on a three mile walk eating the bottom half of a seed bagel and then asked why and responding with”i merely reside in this vessel and carry out its whims”

I literally cannot be serious, in class I had a big discussion about sexism, religion, etc. and not even 5 seconds later I turn to my friend and say “Meep”

I DONT AGEV ONE

SHE ATE FOUNDATION