My One Friend Is 99.9% Convinced I’m A Lesbian And I Have No Plan On Correcting Her

me when I’m with my friend: loba PLEASE just say thank you??? Damn girl why you gotta be so rude

me when I’m with anyone else: I want loba to FUCKING STEP ON ME

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I really don’t know...

I messaged someone that I needed one sacrifice for my daily thing and they agreed

so I let them do their gens and run around and stun me, and after they did that the one I spoke to let me hook him.

this is where it gets funny, the Meg that was also there tried to help him and then everyone was trying to stop me so I just let them help him and let them go

like teamwork???

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

How to draw a Hive worm

Your little friend can have as many eyes and spikes and footsies as you want! Have fun!!

“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me

“I don—“ teacher

“Two gallons” classmate

“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate

“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me

“Yes???” Teacher

“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me

“NO” teacher

So I went to this Christmas shopping place

And they had chalk covered licorice(licorice covered chalk???)

Literal black licorice covered in chalk

Warhorns but there’re replaced by these bad boys

Today I learned; Nimun will caw(?) at me for pets