Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner
Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.
She just pops up like: (●--●)
I’m gonna start playing as a titan because I wanna eat crayyonnnsss but apparently warlocks eating crayons isn’t goood
at group therapy:
some kid: hey it looks like you know how to style yourself today! Like your fit bruh
me on the verge of tears and laughter but understanding exactly what he said: wh-what??
his taller friend: he means, “you look good”
me struggling to form a coherent sentence: thank you
Me as I hold up my keys:Don’t worry I got kiwis!
Sister as she ties her shoes:UwU
gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
And then the party continued like normal after the ambulance came
Also I’m pretty sure people were saying they put a sheet on the kid
@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto
You wanna know what’s iconic y’all?
I just realized I didn’t post about my other cat!!!
This is Bella she is 9-10 and wonderful
Should we bring the wild krats into this