I have a continuation to this
Me: you didnt answer the question, are you a libra
Him: you know what? I’m not telling you. You have to guess, and you get one chance
Me: you’re a fucking cancer arent you :/
him: WHAT THE HELL???
Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/
Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that
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Me again to the same person: Libra vibes
Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close
Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!
Lily: girl I do not see the appeal
Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.
Lily looses her shit: W H A T
me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?
Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF
me: oh :D
My sister bribed me with $5 cause I saved all my school work for 5th-6th grade and she didn’t want to do her work :/
I have read your evidence and my conclusion is that your name is Jared, you are 19 and never learned how to read😌👍
Why do you idiots keep defending Viktor?? Because he's cute??
He literally wants to make everyone robots against their fucking will???
He doesn't give a shit about Jayce and is only using him.
Imagine waking up at 6 am to go on a three mile walk eating the bottom half of a seed bagel and then asked why and responding with”i merely reside in this vessel and carry out its whims”
Looking at my son: oh you like math?
Cocks gun and looks at my wives: I know what we’re having for dinner tonight :)
Can and will fight anyone who says this game is boring
OH
YOUR STOMACH HURTS?
I WONDER WHY
I REALLY DO
Our lord and savior is connected to a string