So I’m Downloading Apex Legends And I Want To Know How Seriously I Should Take The Game. Like I Suck

i genuinely don’t think these people know how much this means to me....

(for context I joined their among us group and saw they were talking a lot in discord go I went to see what they were up to)

have you ever wanted to eat a raw potato slice

“Listen, this is my life. So if I wanna die early, then imma die early”

—Me to my sister that was complaining since I ate a whole bag a gummy bears myself

Doctor: hey you should go outside

How about no

For someone with such a high vocabulary and comprehension level I can’t pronounce shit

this was found out by my friend who then made me name all exotics in destiny 2 to see how badly I’d fail

Soldier 1: Comander! The sickness has taken a hold of him!

Comander: We need to dispose of him, we can’t have anyone else getting infected!

Infected Soldier peeking around the corner: OwO?

me: yeah I’m ass at crucible, my aim is horrible and I’m always in the last 3

someone I’m speaking too: well at least you’re consistent <3

online friend who I’m playing Minecraft with:*on the phone with his gf* WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYSSSS

the three others: YEAHHH LETS GOOOO

me sitting there: ok guess I’m one of the boys