I Genuinely Don’t Think These People Know How Much This Means To Me....

rip to the haunted house workers cause I’m a awkward nightmare with no filter:

1. Throughout the whole 45 minute thing my friend help my arm in fear. Of course the scare actors noticed this and scared her first and THEN turned to me. Except each time I turned around to see what got her and I’d just give the actors(who were all like 5inches from my face) a full 2-3 seconds of eye contact before walking away calmly

2. There were break rooms where we’d be put into lines so the haunted house didn’t get over crowded in certain parts. In the first one one of them was in character(compared to the others in the stops after) and my friend and I were talking about my gay snails. So the guy comes up in between us and asks “anything you wanna share with the class?” And I just enthusiastically start telling him about my snails as he stands like this🧍‍♀️ before walking away

3. In the chainsaw room I would’ve not run(I did run because my friend pulled my sleeve and I got the memo she wasn’t letting go) because I figured the chainsaw guy(with what I think was a real chainsaw) couldn’t actually touch us. So I was just like “why are we running???” And my friend was like “HOLY SHIT RUN BITCH HES CHASING US”

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

Guess who just went on a 3mile walk in 92° weather!!

YOU ATE FOUNDATION

She said to stop calling her out so I’m doing it again

my ideal first date is if you take me to a thrift store and give me $20 to buy anything

like....not even that much....I just want to be a gremlin and hoard shiny thingss

I need people to give me shit about my Genshin team

My team consists of

-Noelle

-Ningguang(she can heal???)

-Venti

-Jean(who does so little damage but her burst is good)

Please it’s horrible give me shit for my poor choices

You wanna know what’s iconic y’all?

The smell of frozen peas

I’m screaming

I know it’s not good and i did it in 10 seconds but this is what a tone standoff remind me of