Awww, My Poor Baby Is Camera Shy!

rip to the haunted house workers cause I’m a awkward nightmare with no filter:

1. Throughout the whole 45 minute thing my friend help my arm in fear. Of course the scare actors noticed this and scared her first and THEN turned to me. Except each time I turned around to see what got her and I’d just give the actors(who were all like 5inches from my face) a full 2-3 seconds of eye contact before walking away calmly

2. There were break rooms where we’d be put into lines so the haunted house didn’t get over crowded in certain parts. In the first one one of them was in character(compared to the others in the stops after) and my friend and I were talking about my gay snails. So the guy comes up in between us and asks “anything you wanna share with the class?” And I just enthusiastically start telling him about my snails as he stands like this🧍‍♀️ before walking away

3. In the chainsaw room I would’ve not run(I did run because my friend pulled my sleeve and I got the memo she wasn’t letting go) because I figured the chainsaw guy(with what I think was a real chainsaw) couldn’t actually touch us. So I was just like “why are we running???” And my friend was like “HOLY SHIT RUN BITCH HES CHASING US”

I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes

Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it

Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala

Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5

if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times

Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying

I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6

Get flashbanged loser😎

Oh no

So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”

Link down below to article.

But the article was just

“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”

Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?

Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.

Hewwo!

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hi gang!!

i’m sooo sorry for being  dead for a while but now i’m back now baby,!! my interest in newsies faded for a bit but now we’re vibing😎😎😎.

also @assthma-69 if you see this then ùwú hi

Eros, but he has a gun

shout out to that one friendly tone who gave me a friendly nod once he realized that neither of us were going to leave the shields our tones placed

have you ever wanted to eat a raw potato slice

1: that isn’t gonna work

me: lmao if I twerk at ghost face will he let me live

1&2: no

friend 3 gets downed and the other 2 are hooked

me looking at him coming toward me: haha twerk

ghost face pausing: aight this can work

all 3 of them get sacrificed

ghost face: have hatch :)

me: haha thamk