Shout Out To That One Friendly Tone Who Gave Me A Friendly Nod Once He Realized That Neither Of Us Were

This man ate my kids

She said she gonna call the ghostbusters in me

My sister bribed me with $5 cause I saved all my school work for 5th-6th grade and she didn’t want to do her work :/

My sister lied to me saying I could only name one snail so I’ve decided to name all of them

Please welcome the new members of my fish tank!

Giant Azul and his little eels is my new favourite thing. Protective Azul??? Yes??? Imagine he's still protective on land and then remembers everyone fears the tweels. Oh lordy if someone tried to get revenge while they were mers and the twins just hide in Azul's tentacles, and Azul is pissed.

anon.....ANON, I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH- Azul's forgetting that he's a lot smaller and less intimidating on land?? nobody sees him as a threat at first glance (unlike the two skyscrapers at his side)

but in the water you better not mess with his cute little eel pets, else you want to feel the wrath of a giant octopus...

I CANT BREATHEE

I’ve been in Arizona for 6 days now and this is the only picture I’ve taken. I don’t even know what it is!

All the videos we’ve watched in Spanish the past 3 years are all just like music and crack had a baby with heroin

I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not

I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit

I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that