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so like, would anyone like to see my fashionframes👁️👁️? Cause I don’t know if A. Anyone wants to see them and B. I don’t wanna clog up the feed

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

When you’re all scared of your male friend becoming taller than you

But you all stunted your growth

And then the party continued like normal after the ambulance came

Also I’m pretty sure people were saying they put a sheet on the kid

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

What I say: the aquarium because it’s indoors and I don’t like hot weather

My brain: I wanna go to the aquarium because it has fish FISH FISH FISH FISH I like fish (:

I picked up an avocado and started crying

Yeet me off a cliff and let the birds feast on me

Here have me being chaotic on my first run of Eden