Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Screw changing the clock

like it was 1:59 five minutes ago and now it’s 1:04 what is this

i genuinely don’t think these people know how much this means to me....

(for context I joined their among us group and saw they were talking a lot in discord go I went to see what they were up to)

*trumpet noises*

The black endless abyss that are black cats

Reason?

Why not

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

My guardian in the destiny 2 beyond light campaign: beautiful, majestic, she’s beauty and grace and will punch eramis in the face

Her ghost Sean cheering her on:

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth

I’m screaming

Yeet me off a cliff and let the birds feast on me