Badboyhalo: Turns Evil

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Bothersome creature

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

Badboyhalo: *exists*

Technoblade: stab or no stab

Technoblade: I fear nothing

Badboyhalo: :p

Technoblade: I lied

do you think you could take a vampire?

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.