Do You Ship Them?

Lance: what am I suppose to do when your gone?

Eira: *genuinely confused* what do you normally do when im gone?

Lance:

Lance: wait for you to come back

kitten

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

👏👏👏

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.