I Was Walking Through The Toy Aisle At Target When I Found This Thing And Had A VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

If Darius doesn't end up adopting Hunter by the end of the series i'll be throwing more than hands.

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

As someone from Asia, I'm convinced Americans are trying to get everyone else to look down on them

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

it's always sunny in dressrosa

Lance: what am I suppose to do when your gone?

Eira: *genuinely confused* what do you normally do when im gone?

Lance:

Lance: wait for you to come back

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”