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2 months ago

so, what im hearing is: All the bi bitches are left handed, all the homo/hetero hoes are right handed. I fully support this.

okay so, i’m left handed and was thinking about how tom cruise is left handed and how it fits maverick so well and i started thinking about everyone else, so these are my headcanons:

- Mav: left handed, i can’t exactly describe why he is so left handed core but he just is, you know? he’s always complaining about smudging his writing and not being able to use scissors

- Ice: right handed, this man is the definition of a right handed person and he definitely has really good handwriting, and definitely prefers handwriting over typing on a computer

- Slider: left handed, now this one is a lil funky but hear me out, he was right handed but broke his wrist when he was a kid so he had to learn to write with his left and now he’s just used to it

- Hollywood: right handed, i really have no idea about this but he just doesn’t give lefty vibes, maybe because he’s just so normal man to me

- Wolf: ambidextrous, in my mind wolf and mav are the same guy in different fonts, very energetic and always itching to do something with their hands, he thinks it’s the coolest thing and tells every new person he meets

- Goose: right handed, once again a very normal dude, also i think mav and carole would both be lefties and goose would be the calm that balances them out, he tried to train himself to write with his left hand cuz he thought it was cooler, but it never worked

- Carole: left handed, y’all cannot tell me this woman is not left handed, the vibes are immaculate and i think being left handed makes people more fun and she’s fun so boom

2 months ago

Ice: I love you. Mav: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Ice and Mav kiss passionately* Goose, to Slider: You owe me 20 dollars.


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2 months ago
Thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart
Thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Arthur has a secret. Unfortunately, Merlin finds out.

Ozymandias | 837 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur can feel his grasp on the world slipping

Three Days | 938 | Zaharya / @zaharya

Summary: Merlin is injured, Arthur is worried.

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Thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

i saw you and the world went away | 645 | ariadne_odair

Summary: Arthur narrows his eyes. “Are you going to complain about the cold all the way home?” Merlin shrugs. “Probably.” Arthur rolls his eyes, then reaches for the clasp at his neck. He shrugs off his cloak and drapes it around Merlin’s shoulders. “There.” Or - Merlin is cold and the world is quieter away from Camelot.

Ten Minutes | 691 | wangler

Summary: It wasn't a charity kiss.

Cornflower Heart | 700 | queerofthedagger / @queerofthedagger

Summary: “Tell me a secret,” Arthur says, the words meeting the night air softly.

the one you reached for | 700 | queerofthedagger / @queerofthedagger

Summary: “Who did this to you?” Arthur finally chokes out, because someone must have—done this to him, that is. Arthur has learnt two things in the last few months. One; Merlin is more powerful than any one human should be (but if someone has to have this power, it is right that it is Merlin; it could only ever be Merlin). Two; he is as incapable of backing down from anything as Arthur is (even if it is each other; even if it tears them apart).

Bruises | 760 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur doesn't see the bruises, but he knows where they are because he put them there.

a kingdom or this | 800 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: They take him from his cell just after dawn, when a pale streak of pink is barely visible above the eastern gate.

Sleeping beauty | 940 | Fleetling / @fleet-of-words

Summary: Gwaine grew up knowing knights and other people of war, and so he's a little surprised at how deeply the Prince of Camelot sleeps. That is, when Merlin is around. The rest of the time, he's basically an insomniac.

Thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Epistemology | 840 | Solarcat / @solarcat

Summary: Arthur knows, and Merlin knows he knows, and Arthur knows that Merlin knows that he knows.

The Sacrifice | 849 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: Fifty-six days since the Sidhe broke through the last of the old seals and declared war on Great Britain. Fifty-five days since Arthur's return from Avalon. Thirty-five days since the start of Arthur's personal sexual revolution… In which Kil is still a meddling so-and-so but, when it comes to wartime sacrifices, Merlin will take a debauched pop culture icon over a dead friend in any lifetime.

the unhidden heart | 965 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: “What?” he asks, belligerent. Merlin doesn’t flinch. “You saw.” “I see a lot of things.” He doesn’t know why he can’t just come out and say it. I saw you using magic. I know you saved my life. Or maybe he does: saying the words out loud would mean he has to do something about them, like confirm that the truth exists outside of this liminal space. “More than you give me credit for, apparently.”

Thecutefactor.tumblr.com | 815 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

You Are Here | 747 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: How might we improve your experience? Let me blow you in Rainforests of the World.

The one with the Magic Wand | 748 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: “Oh shit.” Panic curls down Merlin’s spine, sweat pooling at his lower back. He tugs again and feels the sting of the hard plastic slipping deeper. “Fuck.”

I Will Dream My Dream Of You | 749 | samyazaz / @samyazaz

Summary: Written for Week 4 of Summerpornathon 2013

The one with werewolf!Merlin | 749 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: He finds the human in a clearing, his blond hair shimmering in the moonlight. Merlin steps cautiously forward. He sees no weapons, smells no other humans, but he’s been tricked before.

One of the Impossible Places | 750 | glim

Summary: Arthur always knows, though he tries to forget; awareness creeps at the edge of his thoughts, ripples between his senses, whispers to him that only his mind could hold so many impossible people and places.

Don’t tap the glass | 753 | marguerite_26 / @marguerite26

Summary: Written for summerpornathon Round 1. (NWS) Image Prompt

Cold | 754 | elirwen / @elirwen

Summary: It’s snowing when he finds him, the chill of winter biting even through his coat. Kneeling in a puddle of half-melted snow, his hands and ankles tied to a stake, he looks up at Arthur defiantly, even though he’s swaying with exhaustion, his whole body shaking. “Here to finish the job?” he asks, coughing. If it wasn’t for the rope around his wrists he’d fall to the cold ground.

A Nose in Need | 755 | Malu_3 (Grainne) / @penaltykeks

Summary: Six weeks back and Arthur feels he's coping admirably. And yet… This world, it smells all wrong.

not enough | 826 | withlightning / @existenceisthis

Summary: They’re on number four and Merlin can’t get enough of Arthur’s orgasms.

Status Quo | 848 | samyazaz / @samyazaz

Summary: It's easy, holding himself back. Arthur's the guy who's got a new girl on his arm every other week, the sort of guy who groans and covers his eyes and objects loudly should he be witness to even the briefest glimpse of male nudity in a TV show or movie. It makes it easy for Merlin, knowing he's straight, knowing there's no chance.

comprehensively, unequivocally (absolutely everything) | 863 | withlightning / @existenceisthis

Summary: Watching Merlin's body taking him in again and again, greedily, is one of Arthur's favorite views; his cock glistening with come and oil, dragging the slick out and pushing it back in with every stroke. I made this, Arthur thinks, this is mine, and then, the loudest thought of all, he's mine.

(our love is) a hundred pitchers of honey | 935 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Egypt, 1920. It's too hot to work, so Merlin and Arthur find other ways to occupy themselves instead. Meanwhile, the desert waits.

love, like the edge of a blade | 958 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: He could easily kill Merlin like this, yet Merlin knows, knows that he won’t, and that certainty is enough to let him tilt his head, baring his throat to the knife.

See | 986 | wangler

Summary: Arthur is obsessed with Merlin's body, and whether it bears marks from his encounters at the sex club.

Amok Time | 998 | Leandra

Summary: Arthur notices that his roommate and secret crush is acting irritable, quickly angered and irrational. All of these are emotions that could be attributed to the stress of the approaching mid-term exams - if Merlin weren't Vulcan.

my kinds of madness | 998 | schweet_heart / @schweetheart

Summary: Star Trek crossover/fusion. Merlin has a secret. (Un)fortunately, Arthur is about to find out what it is.

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3 months ago

It's been about a year since i first posted this. i feel like younger me would have a field day knowing im mainly a topgun blog now

I have just now noticed. That nearly every single post i have is about topgun.

save me

3 months ago

I have such a strong desire to pet a mouse.


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3 months ago

This is probably the most random post for me to make, but Ilia Malinin had my heart and soul. i've just spent 3 hours watching all of his performances instead of doing my stats homework. it was so worth it though.

His performance to Hope by NF is just aughhh. it's perfect. SO is his performance to Tout l'univers. i was actually crying when watching that.

This Is Probably The Most Random Post For Me To Make, But Ilia Malinin Had My Heart And Soul. I've Just

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3 months ago

I rewatched Mission Impossible dead reckoning, this time with my parents, and holy shit im CACKLING. i forgot how fucking funny that one car chase scene is. my whole family was like. crying from laughing. it's just something about that tiny ass yellow car drifting circles.


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3 months ago

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY you little shits. here's how topgun characters celebrate valentines day :)

Mav: Nothing on actual valentines day, unless it falls on a weekend. He knows that Ice is usually too busy on a weekday to do anything major, so he always plans something fun for the weekend after. (His favorite thing he did was a romantic motorcycle ride to a picnic on the beach)

Ice: Even though he's busy on Valentines day, he always takes the time to set up takeout for his and Mav's favorite restaurant and put on a cheesy romance movie.

Goose: Bitch proposed on a valentines day. He's the cheesiest man to ever live. Every single valentines day that he is stateside, he cooks breakfast in bed for Carole, no matter how early in the morning he has to wake up in order for that to happen. He has a huge bouquet of roses ready for her when she walks into the living rooms, and the entire floor is COVERED in rode petals. he's a cheesy sap and carole loves him for it.


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3 months ago
Happy Valentines Day Pookie I Drew You F 14 :3 (ALSO A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT LMAO)

Happy valentines day pookie i drew you f 14 :3 (ALSO A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT LMAO)

i actually love you right now this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

3 months ago
THANK YOU SO MUCH

THANK YOU SO MUCH

3 months ago

Tis my day of birth, so in honor of that, here are top gun characters and their birthdays.

Mav: Expects people to forget, but always ends up surrounded by all his family and friends. (The daggers especially love surprising him at work)

Ice: Often has to work through his birthday, so mav always wakes him up nicely ( if you know what i mean ;) ) and has a (takeout) fancy dinner prepared when he gets home.

Goose: fucking LOVES birthdays. absolutely has the biggest backyard barbecue every year, complete with a homeade cake that carole makes for him.


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3 months ago

this makes so much sense omg

You know how ice has like, one of the the highest ranks you can get in the navy without being SECNAV by the events of TGM while maverick stayed a captain because he didn’t want to give up flying?

I bet ice felt the same in a way, but he was more attached to the plane he was flying rather than the concept of flying in general

I was doing some research and the last F-14 Tomcat was retired from service in 2006 from VF-213. Now this next bit doesn’t entirely comply with fact, but in the topgun universe VF-213 is Fist of the fleet, ice and sliders canon squadron. (In actual fact fist of the fleet is actually VF-25 but let’s ignore that)

So I hc that ice stayed at Commander (since captains oversee the general command of a ship instead of flying the missions) until the tomcat was retired, had one go on the new f/a-18 superhornet on a flight sim and upon deciding it wasn’t the same as the tomcat, he accepted a promotion to captain the same day. Also if we take into account that it usually takes 20-25 years for an officer to get promoted to captain and safely assume ice joined the navy somewhere around the late 70s early 80s, (flight school = 4years so pilots are immediately an Lt when they join the fleet and say it took ice somewhere between 3-4 years so get selected for topgun after that) it also fits the service timeline for getting promoted to captain.

And then after being promoted to captain, ice just gained promotion after promotion and ended up being promoted to COMPACFLT about 1-2 years before the events of TGM. (I hc ice was only on his first term during tgm and that since HE DOESNT DIE YALL, he would take office a second time to keep all maverick baby daggers out of trouble before becoming SECNAV after that.)

3 months ago

Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*


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3 months ago

THIS FUCKING SHIT WAS OVER 2 YEARS AGO???? HOW.


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3 months ago

Mav: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Ice: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Goose: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Slider: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!


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3 months ago

IS THIS. A DEAD POET REF. AND A WALDEN REF. IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPPIER

nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore

3 months ago

Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*


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3 months ago

Mav: Bad news—Goose locked themself outside of their own house. Mav: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Mav: Bad news—Slider finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys. Mav: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it. Mav: Bad news—it was Ice, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.


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3 months ago

Mav: THEY COME SEASONALLY! Mav: THEY COME EVERY YEAR! Slider: What- Merlin, are they drunk again- Mav: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO! Mav: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Merlin: What does WHAT mean? Ice, who is the only one who knows what Mav is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom- Slider: WHAT THE FUCK DID MAV FIND IN THE BATHROOM? Mav: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL- Mav: IN L.A. Mav: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME! Slider and Merlin: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE MAV-


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3 months ago

*The squad is playing a team sport* Slider: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Mav? Ice: Have you ever played a game with Mav? Slider: No… Ice: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Mav, chasing Goose: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!


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3 months ago

Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.


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4 months ago

AUGHHH

Icarus Laughed As He Fell

icarus laughed as he fell


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4 months ago

Not me crying so hard over the ending of dead poet society that my cat jumped on my bed and is headbutting me to try to calm me down. i swear im ok


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4 months ago

i actually need this omg

This Tiktok Screenshot Ruined My Life I Need To See The Serbian Pigeon Movie So So Badly But It Doesn't

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

4 months ago

my grandma says it's okay but i'll have to clean my own clothing if blood gets on it :) she also made us sandwiches

My mom said we can have a revolution if it’s okay with your mom

4 months ago

OH MY GOD I LVOE THIS. THIS IS AMAIZGN

Hi TG Fandom!

I love thinking about an AU where: Pete Mitchell is eight years old and used to being bounced around from foster home to orphanage to group home to foster home. An eight-year-old Pete who is scrappy and world-savvy and angry, just imagine a Maverick before he's Maverick — all that Maverick-ness balled up in this pint-sized Pillsbury biscuit can of whoop-ass. He runs the show wherever he goes with his loud mouth and sense of righteous fury. 

But then there's this new boy at the group home, this chubby nine-year-old blond boy with broken glasses held together with duct-tape and a big sweater with patches that covers his hands and half his face. He doesn't talk and spends most of the day hiding in his bed or reading an old Chemistry textbook that he brought from wherever he came from. Pete doesn't get him, thinks he's weird and the fact that the boy always looks so scared makes his tummy feel squirmy. 

So, he starts to sit next to Blondie, shares his food — basically the only thing of value he has, and starts talking, and talking, and talking and talking if only to fill up all the space that Blondie doesn't with his own words. Eventually, Blondie starts scooting closer to Pete, leans against him and starts to talk in a small whisper that only Pete can hear. 

Blondie’s name is Tommy. 

They grow up together in that group home, they bond to each other in a way they've never bonded to anyone else. They make plans to get out and join the Navy together one day, to fly; and they promise to never be apart or alone again.

Then Tommy gets adopted. 

Pete cries; Tommy screams. They might be teenagers now but it takes three men to get them to pry their hands off of each other. Tommy gets carried down the hallway howling, hands outstretched, yelling louder than Pete’s ever heard him speak before. Suddenly, the world is meaner and colder than it has ever been before and all he has left of his Blondie is that same scuffed up Chemistry textbook and a pair of broken glasses.

Pete runs away that night, glasses in his pocket and that heavy book stuffed into his backpack, but he never finds Tommy again… he finds Nicky Bradshaw instead. 

He starts to move on from the hope of ever seeing Tommy again… until Top Gun and Animal Night at the O Club, when Pete catches sight of the first boy he’s ever loved, hiding with shades on and a vodka glass in his hand, instead of a patchy sweater and a Chemistry textbook. 

Pete’s still a pint-sized Pillsbury biscuit can of whoop-ass and the world has changed them both into new people…

But when Iceman comes at him with bravado and snapping teeth, stinking of the alcohol that used to scare him when he was Tommy, regaling Maverick with tales of a father who loved a bottle more than him…

Pete reaches up to slip a little boy’s pair of broken glasses onto the blond’s face with a gentle, “Hi, Blondie.”

And Iceman crumbles away, leaving a crying Tommy in his place.

“Pete.”

He still says it the same way, like he's saying home.

4 months ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT'S THE ONE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. i'm honestly so impressed that you were able to find that with such. vague info. but seriously thank you again you saved me hours of questioning whether it was a real fanfic i read or something i made up lol

I am summoning the merlin fandom

I need help. I read a really really really good Merthur reincarnation fanfic a few years back, in which merlin was immortal, and was waiting for arthur. and like. arthur came back. and merlin showed him everything he missed. im pretty sure it was rated M or E, i don't really remember. but in it, Merlin had a lakeshore cottage? and thats where Arthur stayed. and merlin showed him dr who and hoodies and all of these modern things. i also think it was over 10k. it was on Ao3 i forgot to mention that. Also no knights were reincarnated.

this is literally the vaguest description i am so sorry but please if someone recognizes this fic please please please help me find it

4 months ago

I am summoning the merlin fandom

I need help. I read a really really really good Merthur reincarnation fanfic a few years back, in which merlin was immortal, and was waiting for arthur. and like. arthur came back. and merlin showed him everything he missed. im pretty sure it was rated M or E, i don't really remember. but in it, Merlin had a lakeshore cottage? and thats where Arthur stayed. and merlin showed him dr who and hoodies and all of these modern things. i also think it was over 10k. it was on Ao3 i forgot to mention that. Also no knights were reincarnated.

this is literally the vaguest description i am so sorry but please if someone recognizes this fic please please please help me find it


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