It's Been About A Year Since I First Posted This. I Feel Like Younger Me Would Have A Field Day Knowing

YALL @winter-rose27 WROTE A FIC ABOUT THIS.

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THIS IS MENTAL

I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.

Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.

Ice: What's wrong with you? Mav: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Slider, after Mav pisses him off yet again: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches (cough maverick cough) whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

au in which Mav speaks a lot about their child, and Rooster gets insanely jealous of someone he doesn't know because he is supposed to be their only kid, okay?!

At least until Mav doesn't invite all the daggers to his home, and Ice is sleeping with said kid on Bradley's favourite armchair. But instead of a human child between the Iceman's arms, there's a cat. The cutest fucking cat ever seeing on the face of the planet but still, a cat.

Months later, Uncle Slider is still teasing him for being jealous of a cat while Ice pats his curles and "as if we would ever replaced you, baby goose."

my back hurts, my head feels like a brick, is this really worth it?

if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

BY THE WAY. HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL YOU SILLY FUNKERS OUT THERE!!!!

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY you little shits. here's how topgun characters celebrate valentines day :)

Mav: Nothing on actual valentines day, unless it falls on a weekend. He knows that Ice is usually too busy on a weekday to do anything major, so he always plans something fun for the weekend after. (His favorite thing he did was a romantic motorcycle ride to a picnic on the beach)

Ice: Even though he's busy on Valentines day, he always takes the time to set up takeout for his and Mav's favorite restaurant and put on a cheesy romance movie.

Goose: Bitch proposed on a valentines day. He's the cheesiest man to ever live. Every single valentines day that he is stateside, he cooks breakfast in bed for Carole, no matter how early in the morning he has to wake up in order for that to happen. He has a huge bouquet of roses ready for her when she walks into the living rooms, and the entire floor is COVERED in rode petals. he's a cheesy sap and carole loves him for it.

born on new year's eve, died on april fool's day........if nothing else val truly knew how to make a Statement