If Someone Says They Dont Want To Be Touched

Mav: THEY COME SEASONALLY! Mav: THEY COME EVERY YEAR! Slider: What- Merlin, are they drunk again- Mav: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO! Mav: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Merlin: What does WHAT mean? Ice, who is the only one who knows what Mav is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom- Slider: WHAT THE FUCK DID MAV FIND IN THE BATHROOM? Mav: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL- Mav: IN L.A. Mav: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME! Slider and Merlin: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE MAV-

Goose: Mav, we're hungry! Slider: Mav! What's for dinner? Ice: We're hungry, Mav! Mav, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

Slider, after Mav pisses him off yet again: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches (cough maverick cough) whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

*The squad is playing a team sport* Slider: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Mav? Ice: Have you ever played a game with Mav? Slider: No… Ice: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Mav, chasing Goose: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Update:

I liked a few of my friend's posts and now my entire for you page is MCYT stuff. Like come on i haven't liked that in years give me back my top gun.

Why do i have so many 911 show shit on my tumblr for you page?? I've never watched an episode of this show in my life?? I'm so confused rn. Also, most of what i post is Top Gun related. Are there any Top Gun posts? No.

I have so many questions Tumblr

This is probably the most random post for me to make, but Ilia Malinin had my heart and soul. i've just spent 3 hours watching all of his performances instead of doing my stats homework. it was so worth it though.

His performance to Hope by NF is just aughhh. it's perfect. SO is his performance to Tout l'univers. i was actually crying when watching that.

Have you heard this song?

https://youtu.be/NrfikKxF4Ps?si=bE4tFQ7Hko-8vN93

not yet! I'll give it a listen tho

my grandma says it's okay but i'll have to clean my own clothing if blood gets on it :) she also made us sandwiches

My mom said we can have a revolution if it’s okay with your mom

Mav: I dare you to marry me.

Ice: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.

Mav: Then I win.

Ice: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my husband now. You can’t beat me like that.