My Back Hurts, My Head Feels Like A Brick, Is This Really Worth It?

I JUST SAW A GIRL AT MY COLLEGE WEARING A RECREATION OF MAVERICK'S LEATHER JACKET??? LIKE I WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE GOT IT AND SHIT BUT I'VE GOT LECTURE SOBBING

Tis my day of birth, so in honor of that, here are top gun characters and their birthdays.

Mav: Expects people to forget, but always ends up surrounded by all his family and friends. (The daggers especially love surprising him at work)

Ice: Often has to work through his birthday, so mav always wakes him up nicely ( if you know what i mean ;) ) and has a (takeout) fancy dinner prepared when he gets home.

Goose: fucking LOVES birthdays. absolutely has the biggest backyard barbecue every year, complete with a homeade cake that carole makes for him.

Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*

Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

so, what im hearing is: All the bi bitches are left handed, all the homo/hetero hoes are right handed. I fully support this.

okay so, i’m left handed and was thinking about how tom cruise is left handed and how it fits maverick so well and i started thinking about everyone else, so these are my headcanons:

- Mav: left handed, i can’t exactly describe why he is so left handed core but he just is, you know? he’s always complaining about smudging his writing and not being able to use scissors

- Ice: right handed, this man is the definition of a right handed person and he definitely has really good handwriting, and definitely prefers handwriting over typing on a computer

- Slider: left handed, now this one is a lil funky but hear me out, he was right handed but broke his wrist when he was a kid so he had to learn to write with his left and now he’s just used to it

- Hollywood: right handed, i really have no idea about this but he just doesn’t give lefty vibes, maybe because he’s just so normal man to me

- Wolf: ambidextrous, in my mind wolf and mav are the same guy in different fonts, very energetic and always itching to do something with their hands, he thinks it’s the coolest thing and tells every new person he meets

- Goose: right handed, once again a very normal dude, also i think mav and carole would both be lefties and goose would be the calm that balances them out, he tried to train himself to write with his left hand cuz he thought it was cooler, but it never worked

- Carole: left handed, y’all cannot tell me this woman is not left handed, the vibes are immaculate and i think being left handed makes people more fun and she’s fun so boom

And Mav always runs cold. aaughhhhhhh i love hot/cold dynamics

Iceman who despite his callsign is very warm. Human heater Tom Kazansky send tweet

Just rewatched Topgun, and i am SCREAMING. Did ya'll realize. that Ice is the ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS SORRY after Gooses death. Everyone else keeps trying to get Mav back into a plane, but Ice says sorry.

Anyways, im crying again and going through all my favorite fanfics.

(Also just found out that i read one of the fanfics 20 times? like wtf. I think i have some issues lol)

Mav: Bad news—Goose locked themself outside of their own house. Mav: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Mav: Bad news—Slider finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys. Mav: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it. Mav: Bad news—it was Ice, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.