Merlin: Slider, keep an eye on Mav today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Slider: Sure, I'd love to see Mav getting punched. Ice: Try again. Slider, sighing: I will try to stop Mav from getting punched.
i literally have a countdown on my phone set up until the new MI movie comes out. 😭😭😭 Im forcing all of my friends to go see it with me :) @sparklingglitterprincess you have no choice you must see tom cruise
so uh. yeah. this.
Some Top Gun characters reimagined in a world where Navy grooming regulations didn't exist
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IS THIS. A DEAD POET REF. AND A WALDEN REF. IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPPIER
nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore
The only thing is. I never planned on being casual. I went into this fully ready to commit my life and my sanity to the planes and the gays.
some aces are virgins
some aces love sex
some aces have sexual trauma
some aces don't want sex
some aces masturbate
some aces are teenagers
some aces are in their seventies
some aces dress modestly
some aces wear skimpy clothes
some aces only date aces
some aces don't want romance
and we're all valid : )
"I want to BE one with the plane. Not just fly it, feel it's every move. Hear the roar of the Tomcat's engine deep within my soul. I want to BREATH the fumes of the fuel, let the power sink into my blood. I want to own this flying memory " -- Maverick, Probably.
Ice, done with this shit: "No Mav, I'm not letting you keep the damn F-14 that you crashed."
i love them with my entire soul
Maverick (circa.1988), storming into the Top Gun base instructor lounge, stalking over to slam his hands down on the table infront of Iceman Kazansky.
Mav: Alright Kazansky what your fricking problem????
Ice, staring up at Mav with confusion and a little bit of heat: The hell you talking about Mitchell??
Mav: Just that. What's your probelme?? Huh? What with all the goodamn accusing and the staring?? I mean seriously, even when I'm talking to Charlie, you can't just mind you own business!! You always think I'm up to something! I can't even take a goddamn shower in peace!
Ice: ......
Mav: Like seriously, just stop and tell me what the problem is? Why are you so suspicious of me?? Seriously I can't even pick a pen up off the floor without you staring hole in my back for it. What gives?!?!
Ice, who was actually staring a bit further south that Mavs back when he bent down to puck that pen up off the floor: uhhhhh.......
Slider, losing his whole goddamn mind in the corner, thanking Goose and God that Ices pining and assholery behaviour have come back to bite him on the ass in the form of a tiny, fiery and very handsome twink shortstack that Ice is head over heels for: *faint wheezing*
Ice: *error 404, Iceman not found*
I just found out one of my favorite Icemav Fanfics has more than one part. Im in actual heaven rn.
(For anyone who wants to know, this is the fanfic: Am I Your Baby Tonight by jiangwanyinsimp
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46775455 )
Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*