*castiel Voice* No I Don't Serve Cunt, Dean, I Serve The Lord

again? so soon? i beg of you.

can i not rest.

sorry tik tok. i didn't use you (on account of my hatred for clocks and all their sounds) but it's pretty fucked up that they were able to take you away. and that it's possible return is being used for trump propaganda. godspeed.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

ceaseless watcher turn your lips upon this wretched thing

when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

crash

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

there should be a game show where the contestants are given a group of memes involving one event and have to figure out what event they're all about or what happened