Fuuuck. Just Got Cleaved In Twain By A Massive Fan And BOTH Detached Parts Of My Body Seem To Be Healing.

Twas the night before Threshold

And all o'er the ship

Not a soul was prepared

For Tom's fateful trip

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.

“red pill or blue pill” i say.  you look closer.  im not holding a red pill or a blue pill.  in one hand is a chuck e cheese coin and in the other is a capsule sponge toy that will turn into a purple velociraptor in your stomach.

and we should do it again. only through mail though, i want to receive a printed picture of mindless spock.

If you think Threshold Day is weird you are missing so much of the Star Trek fandom. Back in the 70s the fanclubs used to send out holiday cards in the mail commemorating Spock's Brain

no but bc actually what the fuck does supernatural mean when they said that dean's mind couldn't cope with the fact that cas chose to stay in purgatory bc he didn't want to be saved and then CHANGED that memory to it being dean's fault. like he's so torn up about that. he can't deal with THAT either. so like wtf do you MEAN supernatural????? i'm dying over here.

i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.

the aspec war on bots is preparing us to take over denmark

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for