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i still can't fucking find it. i look out every night, searching. i think it's gone??? i'm gonna cry. please give it back.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions

everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)

they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)

everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)

the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)

again? so soon? i beg of you.

can i not rest.

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you are one mobius m(obius) mobius. you love your boytoy arm candy boyfriend. one day out of the blue he has an engineering degree and seems a little stressed out. boytoy decides to go outside into some radiation famous for turning people into spagetti and/or peeling their skin off and doesn't put on a suit. he walks all the way down a walk way up to a big ol' machine and decides to grow 3 foot horns and a cape on his way down. he blows up the generator that powers your place of work. he decides to walk straight into the cosmic spaghetti it spits out, turns it into a giant glowing green tree, and you never see him again.

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

since supernatural exists in supernatural and books can get TV show adaptions the winchester boys could one day be forced to experience november 5th

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

dean has no religion. no faith. he grew up being told that angels were watching over him and the worst things happened to him with no divine intervention. he is disillusioned with god. and yet he prays to castiel.

and castiel was made for devotion. to worship god and his righteousness. he is given orders he doubts and obeying them does not feel like the right thing. like he's doing god's will. then he meets the righteous man. he was built to follow god. and yet he follows dean.