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I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

enjoy life while you can!  hell has reached max capacity and the spirits of those who try to attain residence will be redirected directly Into The Void!

rewatching dean's season 13 widower arc and it's crazy bc he's acting like his dad did after he lost mary. sam even points this out. like. i am connecting the dots, supernatural, you've laid them out and i'm connecting them.

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

Twas the night before Threshold

And all o'er the ship

Not a soul was prepared

For Tom's fateful trip

rewatched the final frontier yesterday so here’s three minutes of my favorite spirk moments with a little bit of bones too

the aro agenda is [REDACTED]

this is a warning to all [REDACTED] the aromantics are coming to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and if we have our way you'll never see a living turtle again.

I couldn't get McCoy's words from "Requiem for Methuselah" out of my head and so I put spirk moments for his words. because spirk make my body ache. that's all.

writing prompt bc i don't know what to do with it -

an alien comes down to earth and has to blend in and seem human (you know what i mean, they're gathering info or something) and to prepare themselves they watch stuff on youtube to get a lay of the land and culture. problem is they only watch videos from those shitty life hack channels like five minute crafts and, more importantly, troom troom and watch those my story animated type videos to create what they think is a plausible human back story. they then move into a human apartment complete with human roommates and pretend to be human to gather information on the human life experience.

maybe they're an alien scientist trying to study humans and their culture or something.

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for