the aro agenda is [REDACTED]
this is a warning to all [REDACTED] the aromantics are coming to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and if we have our way you'll never see a living turtle again.
jonah magnus, shoving his eyes into elias, who peter described as attractive 1 (one) time: this is how i save my marriage
You can't be subject to amatanormativity if you live in a cabin deep in the woods.
i'm tired as fuck and fuck is straight up vIBRATING WITH ENERGY
i still can't fucking find it. i look out every night, searching. i think it's gone??? i'm gonna cry. please give it back.
i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.
the week after today is aromantic awareness week! which will make spy work more difficult but we can do it.
EVERYTIME i bring up how much golf sucks and we should get rid of it to repurpose the land its on people are always like 'but its fun :(' bestie i cannot stress how much i do not care. arson is fun but it's still illegal
“red pill or blue pill” i say. you look closer. im not holding a red pill or a blue pill. in one hand is a chuck e cheese coin and in the other is a capsule sponge toy that will turn into a purple velociraptor in your stomach.