People Are Always Like 'wow! I Want To Take A Look Inside Your Head To See How Your Brain Works!' Like,

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

sorry tik tok. i didn't use you (on account of my hatred for clocks and all their sounds) but it's pretty fucked up that they were able to take you away. and that it's possible return is being used for trump propaganda. godspeed.

so my school’s drama production is ‘The Hobbit’ and i’m playing kili and at one point the person playing fili had to leave early so i pulled out one of these

from my pocket and held it up and said ‘okay guys this is Germ but his friends call him God, say hi!’ and everyone simultaneously said ‘hi God’ and i had God speak fili’s lines for the rest of the day.  10/10 rehearsal.

just trust me and unmute <3

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.

crowley is so funny bc he's down bad for dean but unlike cas he's able to multitask and NOT make it his whole personality.

like yeah he wants him smth bad but he's also got a job so